JESSICA – Late 20s – an actress, attractive, quirky, smart
Actress #1
GWEN – Female, an acting coach
HUMANITIES PROFESSOR – Male, overconfident
GHOST – Male, Hamlet’s father
Actress #2
STARBUCKS ACTRESS – Female, works at Starbucks
PRIEST – Male, Catholic, celibate
BICYCLE MESSENGER – Male, streetwise and hip
EMILY OSTERGAARD – Female, Jessica’s computer-geek niece
BARFLY – Female, alcoholic
HOME SHOPPING NETWORK MODEL – Female, bubbly
ROSY – Female, a young soap-opera starlet
Actress #3
LORD DERBY – Male, English Shakespeare scholar
MINNESOTA MOTHER – Female, Jessica’s mother
MALE PSYCHIATRIST – Male, a Jewish Freudian psychiatrist
BARTENDER – Male, rough, tough, and tattooed
HOME SHOPPING NETWORK HOSTESS – Female, bubbly
GILDA – Female, grande dame soap-opera star and stroke victim
GRAVEDIGGER – Male, a Cockney pun-master
STAGE MANAGER – Female
This play can be staged with as few as four women or as many as nineteen (or any number in between) but women must play all the male roles. Men played all the women’s roles in Shakespeare’s day – here is a chance for a little revenge.