SALTY – A school-student bright and fresh-faced, rather dirty in
appearance. Plays TEACHER A, MRS PARRY, MR JONES, PETE
SAXON, OGGY, BARRY, RON, DR BASFORD DEANIE, and MR
GAIL – Loud-mouthed and bossy, attractive and full of
enthusiasm. Plays TEACHER B, MS WHITHAM, OGGY,
DR BASFORD, MR HATTON, JACKIE PRIME, PIGGY, DENNIS,
DOUG, and MRS COATES.
HOBBY – Hard. Should be large, must be bigger than the other two.
She is doing the play despite herself. Plays MS NIXON and MRS PARRY.
MS NIXON – New drama teacher, young and casual.
MRS PARRY – The Executive Head, large and loud, a real eccentric.
DR BASFORD – The Deputy Head, strict but good, a nasty piece of work.
MISS PRIME – PE mistress.
MS WHITHAM – A fussy and hopeless teacher, desperate to leave.
MS JONES – A moaner, rather fat, someone who wants to leave but no
one will employ.
DEANIE – A teacher.
DOUG – Site Staff, a miserable man, he hates kids and drama.
OGGY – The cock of the school, looks much older than he actually is,
the school bully in a modern age.
PETE SAXON – A large, frightening youth with tattoos, appears foolish.
MR FISHER – Head of PE.
BARRY WOBSCHALL – A small boy who never brings his PE kit.
PIGGY PATTERSON – A boy who is always telling on others, he always
runs to his lessons.
RON – A boy who never does PE.
MR HATTON – Helps with the youth club dance.
DENNIS – Oggy’s side-kick.
MRS COATES – Head Mistress at Saint George’s.
MR CLIFTON – Head of Governors at Saint George’s.