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On Hold at 30,000 Feet

Short Play, Comedy  /  1w, 2m

One of two airline passengers seated together plans to read while the other hopes to lure him into babysitting a bumbling bundle of psychotic neurosis.

On Hold at 30,000 Feet

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    1w, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    30 minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Parody/Spoof
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Senior, Pre-Teen (Age 11-13), Teen (Age 14-18)

Details

Summary

Harvey is taking his first airplane flight. This is the fourth time he’s been on an airplane, but the first time he has stayed on board after the airplane door was shut. He is deathly afraid of flying and is taking no chances of anything going wrong. He has brought with him every good luck charm imaginable, and puts David, the unwilling passenger next to him, in charge of keeping his neurosis at a minimum. 

Part of the collection If God Wanted Us To Fly He Would Have Given Us Wings!

History
On Hold at 30,000 Feet premiered at the Iona Prep School in New Rochelle, NY in November 1997.

HARVEY GOLDBERG – 30s-40s, very nervous
DAVID WATKINS – 30s-50s, distant, unfriendly
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (2) – 20s-30s
PILOT – any age, voice over

  • Time Period Present Day
  • Setting

    An airplane.

  • Features Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes
  • Duration 30 minutes
  • Cautions
    • No Special Cautions

Music

  • Chorus Size No Chorus

Licensing & Materials

  • Minimum Fee: £70 per performance
    £30 per play individually
    Plus VAT when applicable

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Authors

Kitty Burns

Kitty Burns grew up thinking she was 100% Irish Catholic; then, to her surprise, at 18 years of age, she found out that she was only 50% Irish Catholic. The other 50% was Russian Jew! With an identity crisis like that, she figured that she should get into something sensible a ...

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