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Full-Length Play, Satire/Political Satire / 3w, 3 any gender (adult)
David Tristram
This sizzling satire of modern Britain offers a wealth of opportunity for ambitious groups to present their local audiences with an evening of theatre that is totally unique, hilarious, thought-provoking and, most of all, fantastic fun to produce.
Doreen Tipton, and her daughters Trojan, Tangerine and Taser, shot to infamy when “Doreen’s Story” went viral on social media, clocking up over a million hits virtually overnight.
Soon, not having a job became a full-time career for the First Lady of the State, as Doreen became the first person ever to be diagnosed with Lazy Cow Syndrome. Documentaries, radio interviews, award-winning stage shows, books and even a movie followed, as the appetite for all things Doreen showed no signs of abating.
Even Led Zeppelin rock legend Robert Plant was keen to get in on the act, with a rare cameo performance in the movie.
Now, the original touring stage show which helped to launch Doreen’s idle phenomenon has been specially adapted for amateur societies.
This sizzling satire of modern Britain offers a wealth of opportunity for ambitious societies to present their local audiences with an evening of theatre which is totally unique, hilarious, thought-provoking and, most of all, fantastic fun to produce.
Just one tip: Don’t be tempted to copy the original Doreen. Create your own characters, set them in your own locality, with your own natural dialect. And let the words do the rest.
The show features six main characters (mainly women) plus a host of incidental characters with lots of doubling/tripling allowed and a single, minimalist set (desk, chairs, and a few props).
DOREENTROJAN – Doreen’s daughterDORIS – Doreen’s next-door neighbourJOB CENTRE MANAGERNEWSREADERROVING REPORTER
Incidental Characters**All the incidental characters have relatively minor roles (some very minor), so they can be easily covered by a small pool of actors doubling, tripling or even quadrupling up. This even includes the option for some of the main actors to also play an incidental role or two.
The incidental characters can also, in the main, be played as either male or female, dependent on your resources, with a few obvious script tweaks.
They include:
SCHOOL TEACHERSHOE FACTORY BOSS – Archie InsoleJACK – Doris’ husbandGROCERY DELIVERY MANTWO PEDESTRIANS – One male, one female pensionerMIRIAM – Elderly lady in wheelchairROOF MANGPHOSPITAL DOCTORHUMAN RIGHTS LAWYERPOLITICIANSCIENTIST
All the incidental characters have relatively minor roles (some very minor), so they can be easily covered by a small pool of actors doubling, tripling or even quadrupling up. This even includes the option for some of the main actors to also play an incidental role or two.
Doreen’s living room and elsewhere, represented by just a desk, chairs and a few props.
“Touched with comic genius.” – Chris Jaeger, Chairman, Guild of Drama Adjudicators
“There is no doubt that David Tristram’s writing is touched with comic genius.” – Chris Jaeger, Chairman, Guild of Drama Adjudicators
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