Nuncrackers (Large Cast Edition)

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Nuncrackers (Large Cast Edition)

Dan Goggin

Full Length Musical, Comedy  /  9f, 2m

Book, Music and Lyrics by Dan Goggin

The Little Sisters of Hoboken are here to make your holiday season merry and bright! All the nuns you love, plus Father Virgil and several students, take the stage to celebrate the season with warmth and hilarity.
Nuncrackers (Large Cast Edition)

Nuncrackers (Large Cast Edition)

by  Dan Goggin

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OVERVIEW

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    9f, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    120 minutes (2 hours)
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Christmas/Holiday
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    • Appropriate for all audiences
Description

The Nunsense Christmas Musical Nuncrackers is presented as the first TV special taped in the Cable Access Studio built by Reverend Mother in the convent basement. It stars the nuns you love, plus Father Virgil and four of Mount Saint Helen's most talented students. Featuring all new songs, including "Twelve Days Prior to Christmas," "Santa Ain't Comin' to Our House," "We Three Kings of Orient Are Us" and "It's Better to Give than to Receive," this show is filled with wacky Nunsense humor, some of your favorite carols, and a "Secret Santa" sequence featuring audience participation. Certain to tickle your funny bone and likely to tug at your heartstrings, Nuncrackers is the perfect way to make your holiday season merry and bright!

Nuncrackers is also available in a Regular Cast Edition.

History
Nuncrackers is the fourth show in Dan Goggin's series of Nunsense musicals.

The Nunsense Christmas Musical Nuncrackers takes place in real time in the basement of Mount Saint Helen's Convent. It is the first TV Special being taped in the Cable Access TV Studio built by Reverend Mother with part of the prize money won earlier by Sister Mary Paul (aka Amnesia). A live camera with two television monitors is used to create an actual TV Studio feeling for the audience. The cast consists of Reverend Mother Regina, Sister Mary Hubert, Sister Robert Anne, Sister Mary Paul (Amnesia) and Father Virgil Manly Trott (Sister Leo's brother). In addition there are two young boys and two young girls (Mount Saint Helen's students). The show is the annual Christmas program put on at Mount Saint Helen's.

Act I

Opening with the rousing Christmas Time Is Nunsense Time, we are introduced to the cast and are given a brief update of what's been happening in the past with everyone. We soon discover that we are to be treated to an original ballet based on the "Nutcracker" featuring Sister Mary Leo as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Unfortunately before Sister Leo makes her grand entrance she is hit in the shin by one of the children's batons. What to do? The show will have to proceed without the ballet until Reverend Mother can figure out how to salvage it. Sr. Amnesia holds a "Secret Santa" drawing to fill the time while Sr. Leo is being taken care of. Amusing items are given to audience members whose seat numbers are drawn as everyone joins in singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas. The students present their version of I'm Santa's Little Teapot, after which Sister Mary Annette makes a surprise appearance singing the Twelve Days Prior to Christmas.

As if there isn't already enough to deal with, word comes that the gifts under the convent Christmas tree have been stolen. Reverend Mother goes to investigate, leaving Father Virgil to entertain the audience with a touching ballad he wrote for his sister (Sister Mary Leo) called The Christmas Box. He then introduces Sister Amnesia who sings her latest country hit, Santa Ain't Comin' to Our House. Reverend Mother tells tales of her years in the circus remembering one winter storm when they were trapped in a hotel with Sophie Tucker. This is followed by Reverend Mother's song An Old Time Carnival Christmas. Meanwhile, the cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, who was supposed to appear, doesn't show up and so Father Virgil is forced to impersonate her demonstrating some Christmas cooking including instructions on making a fruitcake...the gift that lasts a lifetime. However, there seems to be an abundance of rum in the recipe leaving Father Virgil quite soused. Reverend Mother thinks she has a solution to the ballet problem (not realizing that Father Virgil has come upon the same solution) and the ballet goes forward. It is then we realize both Father Virgil and Reverend Mother appear as Sugar Plum Fairies and the first act ends with the "dueling" Sugar Plum Fairies in a hilarious ballet spoof.

Act II

After visiting with the audience the cast takes their places as the "camera rolls" and Act Two begins with Three Hundred and Sixty-Four Days, a song about last minute shopping woes. This is followed by the "Living Nativity Scene" featuring the students and Sister Robert Anne singing a beautiful ballad, Jesus Was Born in Brooklyn as she recalls the time her father returned home on Christmas Eve. The popular carol, O Come All Ye Faithful is woven throughout the song. Behind the scenes the Sisters are trying to find out what happened to all the missing gifts. But on stage the program proceeds. Sister Mary Hubert and Reverend Mother sing a duet, In the Convent (It's a Wonderful, Nun-derful Life). The Saint Andrews Sisters, of Hoboken present We Three Kings of Orient Are Us! This is followed by Mother Superior's introduction of the "Catholic Home Shopping Service" in which she offers some very unusual items for Christmas. When Reverend Mother is summoned upstairs to talk to the police about the stolen presents, Sister Robert Anne sings her 'big number' All I Want for Christmas. There is a "sing-along" based on the titles of 25 popular Christmas carols that everyone knows. As the evening moves toward the finale we discover that the gifts in the convent weren't stolen at all... Sister Mary Amnesia had given them to a poor family. Realizing how selfish they had been, Sister Hubert leads a hand-clapping, foot-stomping, gospel song entitled It's Better to Give Than to Receive.

Considerations

Performing Groups
  • College Theatre / Student
  • Community Theatre
  • Dinner Theatre
  • Professional Theatre
  • Senior Theatre
  • Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups
  • Church / Religious Groups

Licence details

  • Licensing fees and rental materials quoted upon application.

Specifics

Details

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Duration: 120 minutes (2 hours)
  • Setting: The basement of Mount Saint Helen's Convent in Hoboken, New Jersey.
  • Additional Features: Audience Participation/Interactive, Puppetry
  • Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes

Casting

9f, 2m
Cast Attributes
  • Expandable casting
  • Roles for Teens
  • Flexible casting
  • Roles for Children
  • Strong Role for Leading Woman (Star Vehicle)
Principals
(9 female; 2 male)

Reverend Mother Mary Regina (Mother Superior of the Little Sisters of Hoboken) tries to be strict and keep order, but things often get out of her control. She grew up in a circus family and her “showbiz” background and sense of humor always shine through her attempt at creating a tough exterior.

Sister Mary Hubert (Mistress of Novices) is second in command to Mother Superior. She wanted to be a nun all her life and at times finds it difficult to deal with problems she firmly believes are created by Mother Superior’s ineptness. She is very practical. She and Mother Superior have a healthy and humorous rivalry.

Sister Robert Anne (streetwise nun from Brooklyn, New York) is one tough cookie but has a heart and soul of gold. The students love her because she “speaks their language.” She feels she has real theatrical potential and is constantly frustrated by Reverend Mother’s refusal to let her “star” in the show.

Sister Mary Paul (aka Amnesia, nun who lost her memory) was hit on the head with a crucifix and for a long period didn’t remember who she was. Now, everyone knows she is Sister Mary Paul, a country singer who jump-started her recoding career as the first nun to appear at the Grand Ole Opry. Even though she has her memory back, she always seems to be a “little vacant” but innocently endearing.

Sister Mary Leo (novice in the first three shows who wants to be a ballerina) now has her black veil. She is very excited to be in the Christmas show because Reverend Mother has allowed her to dance in the Nutcracker Ballet. Sister Leo has dedicated her life to becoming the first famous nun ballerina.

Father Virgil Manly Trott (Sister Mary Leo’s “real-life” brother) is a Franciscan Father of Fort Wayne and grew up in the Mississippi Delta where he and his sister were part of the Trott Family Singers. He now has his own radio show, and the sisters invited him to participate in the Christmas program because they knew he could give them pointers on presenting a good show.

Sister Julia, Child of God is the notorious Convent Cook who, in the original “Nunsense” show, was responsible for the accidental poisoning of fifty-two sisters when she served some tainted vichyssoise soup.

Sister Mary Wilhelm is the Convent Nurse. She appeared with the cast of “Sister Amnesia’s… Jamboree” when Reverend Mother was unable to “tour.” Before entering the convent she had appeared in some Beach Blanket movies and personally knows Frankie Avalon.

Brother Brendan Joseph is a teacher at Mount St. Helen’s School and is thrilled to be part of the "Nuncrackers" cast.

Sister Mary Luke (Also a teacher at Mount Saint Helen’s) is grateful that Reverend Mother has allowed her to participate in the festivities.

Sister Mary Celeste (a new novice) has recently entered the Little Sisters of Hoboken Convent.

Ensemble

Mount Saint Helen’s “featured” students are cast with four girls and four boys ranging in age from approximately 8-16 depending on talent and ability to handle the material. [Louise, Maria, Frannie, Margaret, John, Billy, Ronald & Jimmy]

The Chorus can be of variable size and can be cast as Nuns, Priests, Brothers or Students according to the desires and needs of the individual venue.

The musicians, stage manager, assistant stage manager and crew members should be “priests, nuns or brothers” as all who are working on the show are part of the Mount Saint Helen’s Convent/School staff.

*Note: Sister Julia, Child of God, could be a nun played by a male actor impersonating Julia Child.

Casting Notes

Sister Julia, Child of God, could be a nun played by a male actor impersonating Julia Child.

In the “Large Cast” productions there are five major roles, two featured roles, and four smaller roles, plus eight featured students and a chorus which can be as large or small as desired. The chorus can be made up of adults and/or children—adults playing priests, brothers and nuns—children as Mount Saint Helen’s students.

Music

  • Musical Style: Classic Broadway
  • Dance Requirements: Easy
  • Vocal Demands: Moderate
  • Orchestra Size: Small/Combo
  • Chorus Size: Large

Act I

1. Underscore: Forward – Band
2. Fanfare – Band
3. “Christmas Time Is Nunsense Time” – Reverend Mother, Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, Amnesia, Leo, & Father Virgil
4. Nutcracker/Joy To The World (The Cat’s Away) – Band
5. Secret Santa (We Wish You A Merry Christmas) – Band
5a. “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” – Sister Amnesia
5b. “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” – Sister Amnesia
5c. “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” – Sister Amnesia
6. “Santa’s Little Teapot” – Louise, Maria, John, & Billy
7. “Twelve Days Prior To Christmas” – Sister Annette with backup duet (Sisters Hubert & Amnesia)
8. “The Christmas Box” – Father Virgil
8a. Playoff: The Christmas Box – Band
9. “Santa Ain’t Comin’ To Our House” – Sister Amnesia with Backups (Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, & Father Virgil)
10. “The Wassail Song (A Waffleing)” – Sister Amnesia, Louise, Maria, John, & Billy
11. “A Carnival Christmas” – Reverend Mother
12. “The Holly And The Ivy (Ivory)” – Sister Amnesia, Louise, Maria, John, & Billy
13. Playon: Julia’s Theme (Christmas Time) – Band
13a. Playoff: Julia’s Theme (Christmas Time) – Band
14. The Nutcracker Ballet – Band

Act II

15. “Three Hundred Sixty-Four Days” – Reverend Mother, Sister Hubert, Robert Anne, & Amnesia
15a. Playoff: Three Hundred Sixty-four Days – Band
16. “Jesus Was Born In Brooklyn” – Sister Robert Anne with backups (Sister Hubert, Amnesia, Father Virgil, Louise, Maria, John, & Billy)
16a. Playoff: Jesus Was Born In Brooklyn – Band
17. “In the Convent” – Reverend Mother, Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, Amnesia, & Father Virgil
17a. Playoff: In The Convent – Band
18. “The Three Kings” – Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, & Amnesia
19. “The First Noel (Leopards)” – Sister Amnesia, Louise, Maria, John, & Billy
20. “All I Want For Christmas” – Sister Robert Anne
20a. Playoff: All I Want For Christmas – Band
21. “Christmas Sing-Along” – Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, Amnesia, Father Virgil, Louise, Maria, John, Billy, & Audience
22. “Gloria” – Reverend Mother, Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, & Amnesia
23. “A Brand New School” – Reverend Mother, Sisters Hubert, Robert Anne, Amnesia, & Father Virgil
24. “It’s Better To Give” – Sister Hubert with backup (Reverend mother, Sisters Robert Anne, Amnesia, & Father Virgil)
25. Reprise: “Christmas Time Is Nunsense Time” – Full Company
26. Bows & Exit Music (A Carnival Christmas) – Band

Full Orchestration

Piano
Synthesizer
Violin
Percussion

Materials

Scripts

Rehearsal Resources

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Full Package:
1 Piano/Conductor Score
37 Libretto/Vocal Books
1 Piano
1 Synthesizer
1 Percussion
1 Violin

Piano Only:
1 Piano/Conductor
37 Libretto/Vocal Books

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Media

Press

"Laughs abound... a good-hearted spoof of just about everything connected with the holiday." - Barbara L. Fredricksen, Tampa Bay Times

"A must-see for anyone who can’t suppress a giggle" - Erin Hart, Minneapolis Star Tribune

“A holiday delight! This show lives more than Cats and Hello, Dolly! combined!” - Republican-American

"Goggin’s songs remain peppy...zinging from one moment to the next...The laughs remain miraculously steady." Michael Phillips, St. Paul Pioneer Press

"A hilarious and unmissable musical...comedic numbers such as 'All I Want for Christmas' and 'Santa Ain't Comin' to Our House' keep the audience on the edge of their seat and roaring with laughter throughout the entire production." - Emma Suttell, BroadwayWorld

"A fun-filled frolic...playful, funny, and downright entertaining" - Paula F. Howard, Lake & Sumter Style

Music Samples

Videos

  • Nuncrackers Trailer

  • "In The Convent" - Boiler Room Theatre

  • "All I Want For Christmas" - Theatre of Winter Haven

  • Nuncrackers Opening - Stageloft Repertory

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Authors

Dan Goggin

Dan Goggin, a writer and director, came to New York from Alma, Michigan to study as a classical countertenor. He began his professional career singing in the Broadway production of Luther, starring Albert Finney. While appearing in a comic folk-duo called “The Saxons,” he began writing. This led to scores f ...

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